would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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