if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
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She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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