This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
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