You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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