But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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