So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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