I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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