He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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