I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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