I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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