what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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