im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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