rhymes with "ouble enetration"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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