We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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