quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Couch. On fire.
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