meet me or not, i'm out of control
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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