She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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