We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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