Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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