one might say we're banned from that church
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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