Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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