I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
organizing the empties. That sober.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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