yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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