gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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