Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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