gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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