Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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