I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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