I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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