shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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