last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I am naked and annoyed.
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I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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