we have officially lost it.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Oh god it's open bar.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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