And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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