The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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