yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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