Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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