i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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