Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
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He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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