I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm at about main and main street
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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