with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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