SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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