Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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