he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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