a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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