operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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