I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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