god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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