you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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