hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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