Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Shitshow foam night was such a success
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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